Hello, you gorgeous and witty people. As of today it is officially one week until the release of my book! Now, I know you guys all have your pre-orders in for [easyazon_link identifier=”1570619913″ locale=”US” tag=”nortediblife-20″]The Hands-On Home[/easyazon_link] (thank you, thank you!) but it’s something of a tradition around here to celebrate big events by giving away…